Well-Regulated AF Long Sleeve

What's that you say? We live in a dystopian, AI-generated gun chamber filled with 3D-printed bullets and the blood of the innocent?! Don't worry, we have just the cure for your disappointment — thoughts, prayers, and a long-sleeved shirt! Feel better now?

• Made of 50% cotton, 50% polyester with a tear-away label.
• Heather Sport color is 60% polyester, 40% cotton.

Legal Bullshit:

• Due to the fabric properties, the "White" color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Don't shoot people.