Timid AF Long Sleeve

Here we have George Washington, the Original American Founder, looking perplexed and timid in a modern grocery store. Pondering how economic freedom was defined in his day, Washington finds himself bewildered by the abundance of choice. Although the American Founders were prolific consumers in their own right, the image underscores the bewildering abundance that marks modern American commercial life. Has economic prosperity resulted in a country that is more free, or less?

Runs slightly small, so we recommend sizing up! 100% cotton for white variant; blend may vary for other colors.

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- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.