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Magic AF Hoodie
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Magic AF Hoodie

$38.99 USD

Benjamin Franklin, the American Founder who loved women and demystified electricity, now finds himself excited AF by the merging of his two favorite pursuits --- rational science and the female form.

Franklin’s Enlightenment is now in regression — reason gave rise to technology, but technology gave rise to fantasy. It is here, in the disappointing, technologically-driven fantasy world of American culture, that Franklin's base urges and high reason converge to his delight. 

How would the American Founders have viewed the display of the human body in today's public world? Has the rational pursuit of discovery over-fulfilled itself into mind-numbing digital voyeurism? If today's technology existed during the American Revolution, would the American Founders still have had the wherewithal to be "enlightened”?

Made of 50% cotton, 50% polyester with a tear-away label. Heather Sport color is 60% polyester, 40% cotton.

Legal nonsense:

  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
  • Because our products are made-to-order specifically for you, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect size selections, change of mind, or products where you ordered the incorrect color.

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