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And how do we rationally solve such hyper-emotional problems?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: italic; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eSecond Amendment of the United States Constitution: “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"well-regulated-af-unisex-heavy-blend™-crewneck-sweatshirt-1","title":"Well-Regulated AF Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: transparent; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eWhat's that you say? 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